Wednesday, January 23, 2008

INDIAN MATHS

Theories of Time:
by Mr Lal Singh

5 minutes = 30-60 minutes [sometimes 2.5 hours depending on the circumstances]

15 minutes= 60-120 minutes [this is a definite possibility- though nothing is actually definite in Indian time, but everything is possible]

30 minutes = 240 -560 minutes [again dependent on the circumstances]

1 hour= inconceivable in the theory of time.

1 day = 1 day [though in the mind may last anywhere up to a week or more]

1 week= 6-8 months [maybe, maybe not-never know though dependent on all or any of the above]

1 month= 4 or 5 lifetimes - this is a definite and a possibility and also dependent on all of the above.

Therefore:
I have been in India for at least 3.5 lifetimes each of which have lasted somewhere between 20+ and 50+ years]

Worth every moment! Priceless!

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